what do you do with a drunken monkey?

Have your photo taken! Here is a photo of me wearing the lavendar shawl. I used triple crochet and bobbles. It was done freestyle without a pattern. The guy in the monkey suit was drunk and wanted an outrageous amount for posing with us. Our guide gave him a few "griven" but not the twenty he was asking for. We could tell by the smell of him that he was going to use it for alcohol... and we didn't want to fund that purchase!